bachelorette, part 7.
Tuesday, June 26, 2012
well, it FINALLY got sort of fun and less yawn fest. am i right?
they're in prague. irish music plays. if they do highland games in croatia... whatevs! says abc! we do what we want!
date with arie.
+ eyewitness guide under her arm. em's playin' the role of tour guide today.
+ today's buzzword is HOMETOWN.
+ i like her sparkly shorts though i'm not sure why everyone else is in winter garb while she's got shorts on?
+ arie's boring. he has gone downhill for me.
+ NEWSFLASH: CHRIS HARRISON IN L.A. : ARIE WENT ON ONE DATE WITH A PRODUCER A MILLENIUM AGO
+ (can we all agree the hype about this whole issue was WAY more exciting than the actual issue?)
+ kind of funny when emily kept stressing: LOYALTY. HONESTY. TRUTH. OPENNESS. as all her fave qualities. arie: "reflection of who i am//i agree//so honest//tell the truth//i wanna be more honest than honest//blah blah blah blah"
+ "my tattoo says CASSIE." jk.
+ i still think it's weird he didn't mention it at least in passing. yep, weird. minus five for arie.
+ his hands caress the face/hair too much while kissing. not into it. minus 3 more.
+ "i feel like i'm on top of the world." on top of a boat instead. less cool.
date with john.
+ john is going golfing at a country club with that outfit. not on a date in prague.
+ i'm calling him 'funeral-mass-card-john' from here on out because apparently a mass card scored him a lot of points even though it shouldn't have.
+ he's a 'data destruction specialist'???? kate's calling him a 'paper shredder.'
+ body language, meh.
+ a little snafu with the lock. UH OH. QUICK, LET US FIND HOW THIS IS ANALOGOUS TO OUR REAL LIFE RELATIONSHIP.
back at the hotel.
+ jef and ice age match.
+ ice age is going cray.
back to the date.
+ emily says, "right?!" a lot. as in, "how beautiful is this castle?" "RIGHT?!"
+ "i gotta lock up a hometown" -john. whatever.
+ my brother in law went to bed at john's date and his last words muttered: "this is incredibly boring."
+ his ex "cheated with doctor dude"-- doctor dude?
+ i do like the way john talked about his family. don't see 'em together though.
back at hotel.
+ chris still losing his mind.
+ sean is going to find one person in the city of prague by yelling her name? right, abc. i think you helped with this one.
+ (em is smitten with sean)
commercial break: ice age commercial--how apropos!
+ doug hasn't said dad yet!
+ amazing castle... blah blah blah... MY SON WOULD LOVE THIS.
+ legs touching is a problem?? i'm actually feeling badly for doug now. this isn't going well.
+ a peck you'd give your grandmom. doug, you should've SWEPT HER OFF HER FEET with that one. instead, "thanks for that." "yep." and she just kept right on going with letting you go. so awkward.
+ i feel sad for doug the dad.
+ chris: "i'm not intimidated by sean at all." RIGHT. and i'm a lamp.
+ i am soooooooooo not digging chris at all. he's like a kid in love with an idol. it's an obsession with emily.
+ chris is scared for people around him if he doesn't get a rose. oh this is rich. and then he cries.
date with jef.
+ puppet thing is kind of stupid (what is abc's obsession with bringing little kid stuff into this show? muppets, pixar... this is a show for ADULTS. ricki is probably not watching so STOP CATERING TO HER). nevertheless... jef is good at the michael jackson puppet.
+ i also like how the date card read something about 'pulling on the heartstrings' but they're all surprised, "oh?! a puppet shop! maybe we should go in here? this is totally random and unexpected!" mmhmm.
+ bought a gift for ricki! plus ten!
+ i like that jef is actually asking real questions--living together, how soon for kids...
+ "i wanna date you so hard and marry the %#*&% out of you. that was funny.
+ jef's my fave date so far.
+ CHRIS'S MIND IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE INTO A MILLION TINY LITTLE PIECES.
+ emily looks like miss america. it ain't good (anyone miss the forever 21 emily of brad's season?).
+ mass-card-john is gloating.
+ chris still losing his mind.
+ sean is nice and isn't gloating (i do like sean.).
+ chris has the weirdest head movements ever.
+ arie: "oh man this is intense." spoken like a MAN WITH A ROSE ALREADY.
+ annnnd mass-card-john is gone once chris tells her "I BELIEVE IN YOU AND ME."
ice age totally freaks me out and will definitely construct an emily shrine in his bedroom after he goes home (which will be next week). arie is meh. sean is really nice and jef is funny. the last two are my picks.