parker would like to say a few things...

hi guys!  i'm taking the blog-reigns again!  mama's afraid some of you will think this is cheesy but i told her, "nah mom.  i'm the shiz-nit.  leave it to me and get outta my face."  that's what's up.  so, i'm almost five months old and i have a tooth!  well, it's just the beginning and you can kinda see it in that picture.  when it's bigger, i might bite gracie because sometimes she wacks me in the face with her tail when i'm in my johnny jump-up and it makes me cry.  oh!  a month ago i weighed 15 lbs. and 6 oz. and now i'm probably closer to 17 lbs.  and i'm tall too.  92nd percentile or something?  someone held me the other day and said, "woah, he's a moose!"  i thought, "watch it lady.  i'll backhand you."  but she was mostly nice.  i just got this cool lion hat from my friend everett (he's a bad-ass baby, didn't you know?) and i wanted to say thanks and show him how slammin' it looks on me.  i roar when i have it on and everyone says, "that's so cute!  it's like he's roaring!" and i'm all, "duh people.  that's exactly what i'm doing."  let's see what else.  i really like waking between 3:30 and 5 am just to gab... for at least an hour. and i like cuddling with everyone.  i like going for walks, showering with my mama, and playing hide-and-go-seek with dad.  oh, gracie can be really funny even though she whacks me in the face sometimes with her tail.  she's alright for the most part so i think i'll let her stay.  but she'd better know she's at the bottom of the totem-pole.  well, i think that's it for now.  mom says i gotta take a nap.  little does she know, i'm in charge.  i nap when i want!  she's got a lotta moxie tellin' me what to do!  i'll leave you with this video of me.  catch ya later, folks!