me: who's your favorite superhero?
w: because he's cool.
me: what do you want to be when you grow up?
w: state trooper. that's kind of obvious, isn't it?
me: not for the people reading this.
w: well, for you!
me: who's your favorite sibling?
w: i'm going to say jordan. laughs. no, i'm just kidding. my favorite sibling is nathaniel.
me: what's your favorite meal?
w: my favorite meal.... i have a bunch of favorite meals. you wanna know my top 3?
w: that soup we had... on the camping trip... chicken chili! um... fajitas... and what else? chocolate chili.
me: if you could be invisible, fly, or hold your breath under water as long as you want, which would you pick?
w: i would pick breathe under water.
me: bad choice.
me: the other two are so much cooler.
w: fine, fly!
me: it's your interview, you can pick what you want. just saying... bad choice.
me: what clothes do i want you to wear that you hate to wear?
w: khakis and really dressed up shirts. and vests.
me: so basically you prefer to look grungy?
w: no, i like t-shirts and shorts.
me: so grungy?
w: you're grungy.
me: i am rubber and you are glue and whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you.
me: what's your favorite book?
w: drufus the dragon. no wait wait... i'm thinking...
me: what about ralph s. mouse?
w: oh yeah, the ralph series.
me: anything else you want to say?
w: state troopers rock. and i hope you are one when you grow up.
me: my readers? they're all pretty much grown up.
w: oh never mind.