can we just take a moment to appreciate this picture? that was hilarious. and his whole, "if i'd had more time to practice..." how about laughing at yourself, ice age??? (see last week's post if you don't get the ice age reference.)
i watched it this morning with two babies who were creeping dangerously close to nap time, toys being strewn about, etc. etc. soooo, it's not going to be my best work. but i'll give it a go anyway.
+ nice guy, but boring.
+ "i can see myself with her." then gets sent home. why are they so candid in the interviews?!? how about, "we'll see how it goes." always so sure of themselves and BOOM the gavel comes down. gavel? did that make sense?
+ chris is a GOOBER. such a goober. the butt/archery thing was hilarious. "i may have lost but i won emily's heart that day." may have? pretty sure you did.
+ sean's a nice guy. he's all, "nah, no biggie," about his win. a little humblebrag but still, nice guy.
+ sister kate is NOT an arie fan. kissing her against a wall?! bow chicka bow wow!
+ "it says a lot that i was chosen." OR, everyone eventually gets a turn for a one-on-one, ryan. -kate
+ he was definitely wearing a tank from the lululemon women's section.
+ "ABC, please get lots of chesty naked shots of me getting ready." -ryan
+ his beard is just weird.
+ he's putting his christian hat on again. i just don't get it. he's all, "hmm... what shall i be today? macho-man-jock or jesus-lover? ah! i shall be jesus-lover today!"
+ i like his sense of humor.
+ GOOBER. wait, i already said that.
+ he's moving his head around like he's a bobblehead doll. an ICE AGE BOBBLE HEAD DOLL.
+ he's getting a rose??? oh come on.
back to ryan. one on one.
+ chesty, naked shots. he's going to be happy when he watches this back.
+ 12 things about my future wife. hopefully it's not seven pages with a guy waiting in the wings to talk to her.
+ she's sending him home. he's thinking, "next bachelor?? can i talk to chris on my way out and set this thang up?"
+ trying to do his judo mind tricks / counseling session on her and get her to change her mind. where's your motivationforcoaches.com quote now, eh ryan?!?!
+ turquoise shoes??? what the?
+ guys are celebrating when his bags are taken. so funny.
+ throwing around the L-word. what what!
+ then the bachelor-happy music plays (they usually reserve that for the final episode!).
+ has jon had a one on one yet?
+ why'd doug the dad start crying? i think a toy was whizzing by in front of my face when that happened.
+ i don't think it's OMG-SO-AMAZING that he has his g-parents funeral cards in his wallet. sweet, yeah. but wow? no.
next week. arie's past with a producer. awwww yeah!
my picks: still like jef but for her? not sure. sean is probably most likely. a little boring but kate says, "still waters run deep." such a wise one, that kate.