last week's bachelorette recap was a bit jumbled. hard to follow. this week is more organized. you're welcome.
a date with chris.
+ all this, "there's no one i'd rather be here with" talk. come on. you've spent all of 3.8 minutes together in your life.
+ he's 25. awkward. (he looks a lot older, no?)
tony's phone call.
+ you're not meeting your future wife. you can go home to your kid. now.
back to date with chris.
+ she's into him.
+ he wants a family. he's a 25 year old guy. this is funny.
+ (he is cute.)
+ "keep the tongue in while you're spinning her." -steve
+ kissing her is the greatest thing he's ever experienced? EVER, chris? i'm sorry.
+ here come the charlotte crowds. the l.a. crowds are better dressed.
+ i like the green/white striped blousey shirt. i do not like mc-stevie.
+ crazy hair ryan is getting chummy with her all "we already had a date and i'm heads above you guys." obnoxious.
+ no offense to emily's friends, but they don't look like they're... how should i say this... young fashionista whipper-snappers like herself.
+ "taking my son to school. taking my son to activities." tony. barf.
+ i want one of the guys to say, "HELLS NO" when asked if they are ready to be a dad by one of the friends.
+ john "wolf" is cute. his name, less so.
+ jersey steve is not gonna be able to break dance his way through every rose ceremony. and hopefully he's already seen his last.
+ i think emily's blonde friend would like to have a swingers-relationship if emily and sean end up together.
+ more kids? i'm not watching supernanny. i'm watching the bachelorette. WHERE ARE THE HELICOPTERS?
+ sean. doug. sean and doug. friends' picks. WHAT ABOUT JEF? (and i-have-a-kid-too-doug is stupid.)
+ sean needs a clean & clear oil-absorbing sheet on his face.
+ "you can drive a stick shift?" really, helicopter man?
+ emily should send tony home. she knows she's not gonna pick him and he misses his kid.
+ i think tony's gonna be home before 9 weeks. with all due respect.
+ emily's hoping tony leaves voluntarily so she doesn't have to do it.... annnnd, he's out.
date with arie.
+ why are all the girls on the bachelor/bachelorette always such wusses? scared of heights, scared of rollercoasters...
+ win something for ricky. that was cute.
+ i like emily's boots. and her hair. a little more cas (as in casual) than her ush (as in usual) curls.
+ to state the obvious... dolly parton's boobs are ENORMOUS.
+ i am impressed that arie was doing the dad-thing with his ex. and he seems like he's not whoring it out there (#doug).
+ she welcomes the busy schedule... likes her own space... she said that a bit too eagerly.
+ i hate the cliffhanger 'but' -- messing with him. why?!?
+ i am glad he is getting a rose.
+ arie's a keeper.
+ her and kaelen! let her say something! this is so awkward.
+ um, holy shit. "i love it when you talk but i wish you'd let me finish." goodbye. deal breaker.
+ THAT WAS GOING TO BE A BABY OSTRICH. #animalmistreatment
+ brazilian man has goofy hair. and he should be biting her language-barrier-bait. "YES. I MEAN WHAT YOU MEAN. LANGUAGE BARRIER, YES. COMPROMISE, HONOR, SYNONYMS." but... he's not.
+ was she wearing black boots under that prom dress?
+ arie gets to be the knight in shining armor. he's all, "right place at the right time, aww yeah!"
+ sean. saying alllllllll the right things. "ricky would be mine." BOOM. "doesn't have to call me sean." BOOM.
+ doug's eyes look on disapprovingly as jef gets a rose. "i don't know, ems. would he make a good dad? i would. I AM ONE."
+ kalon/kaelen seems like a character from a movie. the villain. a little like scarecrow in dark knight, am i right?!?
+ kaelen got a rose? you have GOT to be kidding me.
+ sorry mc-stevie. your time has come. break dance to the car?
+ sorry, ryan. arie is not dainty. he may be many things but dainty?
+ "i am a gypsy. i can't even have a pet." i think it's best that brazilian man is gone.
alright. thoughts?! fave guy so far? my picks: hipster jef (though, i do think they're so different. i mean, she likes dolly parton, he rides skateboards. come on.), wannabe-dad sean, race car driver arie.