bachelorette, part 2.
Tuesday, May 22, 2012
you get commentary from me AND my sister (of the now defunct lipstick junglegym... she's just on a hiatus! albeit a long one but a hiatus nevertheless!) this week people! hold on to your horses!
steve's in here too! commentary all around!
ryan. first date! i like him. doin' the whole domestics thing. is this how the whole season is gonna go? domestics duty? his hair? not so into it. kate says, "no more black shirts, ryan. you're not robert deniro." why's there animal fur only where they are sitting and no where else? of COURSE you found her most attractive in her kitchen. whatEVER.
i think it's stupid when they get praise for not feeling 'bummed out for it not being a bigger date.' like, seriously?! is he going to be like, "i'm getting the hell outta here, WHERE'S MY HELICOPTER?" please.
emily is beautiful but there's some lip injections goin' on over thur.
i'm not digging all the papparazzi around.
"i'd feel like such a goober doing this in front of everyone." -kate
now we're onto the group date...
kate's saying ugly things about the dj guy but i won't write them here.
"i'm the most confident insecure person you've ever met" -steve, about charlie
i'm voting for hair guy. hair-skateboard guy that is. i guess a few people could be 'hair guy' this season.
whorin' herself out to kermie. inappropriate.
i like jef. "i like how she doesn't think she's cool enough for him. cause I AGREE." -kate
"why do they keep showing him?! i can't watch the show if they keep showing him." -steve, on dj guy
JEF. STEP UP YOUR GAME. (she totally likes him.) "best talk anybody's had with her yet." well, jef, you don't lack confidence.
chopper guy. blahhhhhhhhhh. (yes, emily, you are giving him too much credit. i cannot imagine girls throwing themselves at chopper guy.)
(ooh, but in the dj vs. chopper guy fight. dj guy 0 // chopper guy 1)
boom. jef. kate doesn't think jef's into her though. we'll see.
we don't remember this guy's name. the last date. we're calling him 'mighty fine hair jelly' guy -- in a southern accent. we don't really love the hair but we're calling him that anyway.
joe! that's his name.
holding her nose in that pool? come on emily.
(then we had a discussion about whether we're holder-nosers. we're not.)
is there really anything wrong with chopper-guy saying the whole 'putting on hold' comment? i think his offense is a little silly.
STOP RIGHT THERE. JUST CHECK IT. (hahaha.)
BACK THAT CHOPPER UP.
"check yo'self before you wreck yo'self." "before i give you a swirly whirly." (we're just saying nonsense now and have the sleepy haha's. thus, it may be hard to follow this nonsense.)
joe. he seems nice.
// here's where my computer died... so i'll try to remember the rest //
emily read a novel while a guy waited in the wings? AWKWARD. and rude. put it aside till later.
i would've said goodbye to dj-stevie (duh) and kept biology-man-with-the-cool-glasses for sure.
alright, that's about all. your thoughts?
(AND i'm too comp-illiterate for a linkup slash haven't given the time to figure it out BUT if you've got your own commentary haps on your blog, link in the comments cause i wanna seeeee).