oh man, guys.
so, i know that not all of you are bachelorette fans. you're gonna want to skip this post. but, for those that are, emily's season is pretty much the pinnacle of all the bachelor/bachelorette seasons ever, yes?! she was my favorite on brad's season--which i blogged here. and i've been crazy excited for this season. to get lost in the crazy world of abc's the bachelorette on a boring monday night? sign me up. i'll be blogging my commentary every tuesday (barring any sleepless nights, etc. which are altogether possible!) for the duration of the season. and i'm usually in bed by the time this is starting so this is legit commitment.
emily looks beautiful. duh.
there are some plain, old goofy entrances (ostrich egg guy??) per usual but since we hardly know one guy from another at this point, i'll save more specific commentary on them till later. but, if emily said what was on her mind instead of being polite, i think it would've been funnier.
(i liked the guy who held the note that said you're so beautiful // i'm so nervous. touche, man, touche!)
i kinda like jef, the skateboard guy. he seems genuine and funky.
i like that doug asked where ricky is. single-parents, unite! the note from his son... good work, my man (he probably oversaw the writing of that letter BIG TIME. "make sure you include that i tuck you in EVERY NIGHT DAMMIT!)
the green shirt MC guy is a little too cheesy and has too many bones to pick with helicopter guy. lay off.
but on that note, helicopter guy is cheesy too. luxury brand consultant isn't a thing. or, if it is, then can i be a fancy yummy food taste tester? expensive shoe trier-outer?
brazil man looks like maybe he's had some work done on his face?
egg-man sticks around. questions: will we have a baby ostrich later on? will he smash the egg if/when he isn't picked?
jean-paul? heart got trampled? you just tryin' to be dramatic with a name like jean-paul?!
emily gets mad! drops the f-bomb! southern lady with spunk!
pink shirt man: shit! i didn't have the chance to get naked in the pool! all that work for naught! oh well, i'll just take my shirt off now.
annnnnd see you next week!
but not before you tell me... who are your faves?!