you didn't think i'd forgotten didja?!
so it's pretty anti-climactic having this over 24 hours after the episode but WHATEVER.
ashley, i liked you more this episode than usual. you looked cute and i loved your black cuff boots. also that fries with gravy thing looked delish and i don't think you have to live in the northernmost part of maine to think so. i still don't think you'll be the last gal standing (in fact, i thiiiiink you'll be the next to go) but i do wish you well. also, your fam was sweet. and i am lovin' the whole honor system produce thing.
chantal, girlfriend's got money! your house is big. you already knew that. your dad was real nice. points there. and i do think he likes you a lot but i seriously wish you'd asked me for wardrobe help before you left. i think then you'd def be the last one standing. not that i am the end all of style but i think i could've helped you play up those breasts better than you are now. the whole mad men hair style/chest covered up/red-wanna-be-vixen-but-really-ends-up-looking-modest-dress just ain't working for ya. buuuuut i think you might be the last girl. and i'll be happy for ya. promise.
emily, well, you already know i have a girl crush on you. and if brad doesn't pick you, i will. i'm totally into the whole step parent thing! anyway, your daughter is cute and brad was wicked sweet with her (my boston wicked only comes out oooonce in awhile guys) so i think you've got yourself a winner. and the man loooves kissing you. i like that you said 'brad womack is not leaving this damn house till he gives me a kiss!' or whatever it was. you go after your man!! (finally. it has taken you long enough.) stop playing it cool and he might pick you but if he doesn't i hope you're the next bachelorette. (oh, and why didn't we meet the rest of your fam?)
shawntel, sorry girlfriend. did abc force you to play up the whole funeral home thing? i think it was a little strange but i DID like your black dress/scarf/boots combo. i think you're a winner and deserve someone great. it just wasn't brad. and chico seems cool buuuuut maybe break out? much to your dad's dismay, all of america knows. anyway, best of luck to you.
so, that's it. what'd ya'll think of this week's bachelor?
oh, and brad is obsessed with saying "please" as in take this rose, please, "thank you soo much", "i soo appreciate it." his manners are sweet and irksome all at the same time.