I do a lot of "cart evals".
Beep. Beep. Beep, goes the scanner as the person in front of me readies herself to pay.
WONDER BREAD?!? Beep.
Non-organic beef. Beep.
Cinnamon rolls. Beep.
Frozen pizzas. Beep.
I tap the woman on the shoulder (after already sizing her up and being quite sure that her house is a mess and that her kids must stay home from school sick quite often. How couldn't they? Look at this junk!?).
"Excuse me, miss. But do have you a thing against the periphery of the grocery store? Did the produce offend? Do you only peruse the middle aisles?"
Then I hand her the Omnivore's Dilemma and she goes off, thanking me for the enlightenment as my "beep-ing" begins.
Whole wheat bread. Beep.
That's more like it. Go me!
Shame on you, Bridget! Pride is the biggest sin of all!
Disclaimer: I reguarly buy Tostitos, ice cream, and cookies. Sometimes even potato chips - gasp!
Moral of the story: Let he who is without sin cast the first stone... ain't that the truth?!