Steve was just asked by the college newspaper if he knew the end of the world was coming (in 2012), what would he do?
With my family, I would move to Northern Italy where we would seize the moments and enjoy some really delicious food. And then on Dec 1 of 2011, I would travel to Machu Picchu (or wherever this ridiculous idea comes from), and there, Indiana Jones style, I would discover the long-lost secret that would avert the 2012 apocalypse altogether. And then, refusing the wealth and honor a grateful world wishes to bestow upon me, I would return to the college asking only for my own parking spot and an office nearer to the campus.
(I'm just glad he included the "with my family" part.)