This should be interesting.
"What does she want, William?"
"A beach scene," he says.
I told him I don't do beach scenes, I don't have true artistic talent, free-hand painting is my not something I'm good at, and that this sale (that he, no doubt, would want a portion of) he had in mind just wouldn't be happening.
He really didn't get it.
Moral of the story: Don't hire a 9-year old to do your marketing (or, as the case may be, don't let them hire themselves).